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2009-01-23T06:39:00.001-08:00

lets post today, wait its not lets its me. so me post today.

Morning, our form teacher give us ferrero rocher :D then i managed to get 3 :D i ate during maths lesson :D after that is the fucking boring d&t lesson... whole lesson is the two old men talk only, we never do anything. after that celebration :D then very happy... then go back rmps meet the peeps. I reach radin mas, then suddenly i see keh jun, he is black, then i see everybody then i chiong and i dunno say what. okay skip skip skip

We go play bball until like evening. Then i started talking to nigel about some things. some lame jokes like, knock knock, whos there? ur mom. my mom who? u dunno ur mom who ar?. then some racist jokes, plenty of obama jokes. fucking random jokes that i thought on the spot. then we go eat then play bball again. Then got the BIG GUY come ! tbg very scary, 100% rebound :D then play till lights off then go home :D

2009-01-12T05:05:00.001-08:00

k im just posting to say i dun like that girl okay? bye. so im still single and available :D

2009-01-10T05:08:00.001-08:00

Hi ! i'll try to be more active ...
Today was a rather sad/unhappy/random/suay/all the bad things u can say about) day for benben..
We were at the bball court, then suddenly wei ling hit ben's arm super hard, then he like shout !@#$%^&* then he received a phone call from cyd "hello, eh why you haven come (or something) *laughs* " then i, ch and nigel lol-ed cuz he got random split personality...

Next, he got arm pain... then both ankle pain.. and he off form in bball.
Then suddenly... something in his family happened... (should'nt say cuz not very nice) very sad for him :(.... but ben.. u'll be okay, sure no problem. (im not talking to myself ar im not thongster)

Next.... we play match, then he kena my leg, cuz i in front of him, then he go right then i put my leg on left then he suddenly come left then PIICHHAAABOOM!!! Then there is this very guailan guy... nobody know him.. then nigel suddenly say "eh you from outram right? you psle get 205 and ur mother work in the halal store at crescent right?" we laugh like siao la.. cuz he random like shit :D

that guailan guy come to ben and say he very guailan when he didnt even do anything. Then he ask nigel lend money say next time i lend you i give discount, he fucker never even say wan return. Then at coffeeshop he say to ben .. sia lan ar, then ben say come ar settle la, call ur gang. then he say dunnid i solo (fucking guai lan) then ben come he say ar,,, i scared of you la.. then he walk away. I went to buy food then i realised i missing $5 in my wallet, then obviously is him la... cuz all of us know each other for so long le, sure wont steal. I left my phone on top of my wallet on the floor la (like most of us do) then when i come back the phone beside the wallet...

so sian... i go back court slack awhile then go home already.
ben so suay, OH YA ! STILL HAVE! ben after that random leg cramp for 5 min then he cannot talk... k so i shall stop here.

2009-01-09T03:17:00.000-08:00

k long time never post ah, ps. So lets rewindd back in time
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happy new year ! woo ! looking forward to a whole new life in secondary school .. WAIT too early . LETS FORWARD >>
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Friday 02

k first day in commonwealth secondary :D
it was kinda eerie, cuz its very quiet. No one know each other yet, THEN, I SAW jek ray... -.- then he was in my class , so... at least theres someone i know.

Then we got into our orientation group.. is like me, jek ray, a fat guy, a guy who can breakdance and fall randomly while walking, a guy who looks like a nerd, a guy who looks like another nerd, then there are 2 girls,,,, not chio not hot not anything ... so HAIZ....

Monday 05
We played games... amazing race
and my canteen sell CHICKEN CHOP !!! so YAY ! :D

Tuesday 06
After orientation... got back to class.
Then i found out that there is a super chio/cute/pretty/hot/(whatever words that is nice) girl in my class,,, then like woah ~~~ cannot concentrate... i could feel the wild thumping on my chest ~~ bla bla. THEN .. the teacher say "jason, u and clement are transfering to another class" i was like "FUCK ! END OF THE WORLD ! sadly i walked to the other class which is 1/4.

1/4 seems pretttttyyyy bbbboooooorrringgg... then i made my first fren in 1/4 called lester. he looks like a hamster and he is like cheng hong's height BUT he is two times bigger... He likes to take out his shoe and hit ppl or let them smell it... fuck la he rubs his sweaty body on ppl,, spits saliva on them, licks them, hits their cock, kick them , punch them, smack ur head THEN FUCKING RUN AWAY ! it was pissing me off, but i was slowly starting to like it, chasing him was fun :D

It was also the day of the basketball try-outs, so i went to the bball court. 14ppl went... all dunno how shoot,,, layup, dribble properly. Except for like 2 which were ppl who dsa-ed or appealed using bball. I was selected .. so yea.

Wednesday 07
P.E!!! woo... the teacher made me p.e. rep no one voluntereed... then he look at the name list for 1 sec then immediately say JASON,,, cuz he recognised me from bball cca. So i must lead the class in warm-ups, runs... After p.e. we had a whole day of boring lessons.... so i wont go into much detail...

Thursday 08
Im starting to know my class better, maybe 1/4 isin't a very bad class. Except for a guy called ming le.. let me tell you. He speaks like kin siong and tak wai. Looks like kin siong But his head got 1 small patch with no hair, while the other part got hair. And his voice is louder then someone using mic. He also tucks in his shirt,,, when it is not supposed too. he say tuck out not comfortable... asshole :D during science lesson... we in the lab, he go use the cloth that was used to clean the chemicals on the table. Dry his hand, THEN WIPE HIS FUCKING FACE !!! THEN THE WHOLE CLASS LOL-ED LIKE SOME FUCK.

On to the environment lesson (unique to my school) all the sec1s in the auditorium were seated, i no place... then i go sit on lester. The teacher on mic say "that boy from 1/4... dun need to sit until so comfy... come and take a sit in front,, V.I.P!!" then i go sit.. left right all girls D: then everyone woo~~~ i ps .

Today 09
lessons ... lessons ... more boring lessons... i learned about prime factorisation during math lesson and find it pretty fun :D though kinda tensing. Today is the auditions for performing arts... so we went to the music room.. it was choir. They made us sing la la la la la~ in different tones, then all the boys in my class failed :D Then it was the band, alot of my seniors say i blow the thing very nice sound, got special talent :D but i reject them, so bleh :P We went out of the room, i heard from someone that someone threw lester's shoe into the pond from the 4th floor, i ROFL-ED LIKE MAD. in the end manage to take so... not very nice ending. Then it was INDIAN DANCE ! i laugh laugh laugh at the song. Then got drama then play game... then time to go home.

Sorry peeps... tortured you by reading this ultra long post. Im like very busy... cuz every monday i reach home 4.30pm
tuesday i reach home 6.15pm
wednesday and thursday i reach home 3pm
friday if no training i reach home 3pm if have is 6.15 pm

Sad hor, i maybe shifting house to near clementi... so can't meet up as often as last time.
so bye !~

2008-12-26T18:33:00.000-08:00

hi, nigel go wikipedia search men, women, nipples, penis, baby buttocks.

2008-12-15T05:15:00.000-08:00

woo ! cherri made me post this ...
One day (actually is today), jason and his friends cyd, nigel and jia wei, went to wild wild wet. Nigel say cyd nipple very small, we all say nigel no nipple :D

We go the current, then can push until nigel fall down :D Then we the playground, the giant bucket turn then all the water splash, nigel say very pain.

We went to the tsunami after that :D its so fun man ! the wave again... push nigel till he fall (when seated) (k its not only him, all of us did xD) Then we go take the slide :D also very fun. I slide until kick jiawei butt :D then another girl the nose hit my butt xD ROFL...

Then we go take ular-lar, then nigel very scared, then we go bathe then my body still got alot of chlorine, then i going to get dandruff, so goodbye !

2008-12-02T19:56:00.001-08:00

hey ho yo jo hi !
new skin :D new link :D
I going play block catching , its very fun :D
so bye